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lemuriapress
Date: 2008-10-19 19:38
Subject: First Minute of New Sarah Palin Porno
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Location:Ballard, USA
Music:Colin Powell's Endorsement of Barack Obama
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Courtesy of the Huffington Post, here's the first minute of the new Larry Flynt produced porno staring a Palin look-alike. It's completely safe for work, and it's pretty funny in a crappy, amateurish, oh my god dosn't Hustler have more money than this? sort of way.

Call your boss into the room and have a look for yourself.



Horrible. The satire value of this would be much improved if the actress playing Palin had been stashed in a closet for three days with only DVDs of the movie "Fargo" until she could muster a decent Minnesotan hick accent (Palin's distant ancestors moved to Alaska from the Homeland, alas).

That last line on the clip is so inexpertly delivered that it must be seen to be believed. Holy moley.

I cannot possibly imagine sitting through even three minutes of this, but the first one is worth a look.

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Nikchick
User: [info]iamnikchick
Date: 2008-10-20 03:22 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Gosh darn it, that actress is too well spoken to be Sarah Palin! It shoulda been "There's no harm in me lettin' the two of ya in," fer sure.

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lemuriapress
User: [info]lemuriapress
Date: 2008-10-20 03:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

A fellow former Gopher-stater checks in with an informed opinion.

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Brandon: LOL
User: [info]jagyr_ebonwood
Date: 2008-10-20 13:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:LOL

Oh my god...I don't even know what to say to that...

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User: [info]wavester71
Date: 2008-10-20 20:16 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

That is pretty bad. Her being from MN does explain many things though. Perhaps you can blame her for that stripper boat thing a few years back.

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lemuriapress
User: [info]lemuriapress
Date: 2008-10-20 22:22 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Bastard!

It's not that _she's_ from Minnesota, but the accent made its way to her part of Alaska from Minnesotan emigres back in the day.

Dontcha know.

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kirkmona
User: [info]kirkmona
Date: 2008-10-21 01:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Palin would really get along well with Minnesota Senator Michelle Bachmann (who would likely be a nazi block captain if this were early 40s germany.) But, believe it or not, even Palin thought Bachmann stepped over the line by suggesting last week that there should be investigations to figure out which senators are pro-America and which are anti-America.

Thanks to her bat shit crazy comments, the DCCC just dumped 1 Million dollars into the race to defeat her. Tinklenberg, who had only raised 1 million in his entire campaign so far raised $800,000 in donations since last week. Palin and Bachmann can join each other in the loony bin after November.

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kirkmona
User: [info]kirkmona
Date: 2008-10-21 02:52 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Delete! Delete! What the hell was I thinking calling Bachmann a Senator? She's a Rep. There's no way she could ever be a senator. They only district that would elect her was the conservative 6th district.

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David
User: [info]david_chunn
Date: 2008-10-21 03:44 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

I didn't realize Larry Flint was all powerful, because surely they went back twenty years to film that. Geez.

As for the accent, I recommend looking at some of the Palin videos before she was a VP candidate. The accent she's using right now isn't exactly her normal accent. Not sure what she's going for it. She's also affecting higher tones.

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Chairwoman of the BBC Naughty Ladies Club: BBC animated!
User: [info]bbcaddict
Date: 2008-10-21 04:31 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:BBC animated!

I'm eager to see how she can "fit in" a 3-way with two guys though.
*ahem*

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Athelis: TS
User: [info]athelis
Date: 2008-10-21 16:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:TS

You Sir, have far too much time on your hands. :P

And damn you, *shakes fist* you and others like you are making me post on MY LJ again. Like I don't waste enough time at work. ;)

-T

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Helen
User: [info]ms_monkey
Date: 2008-10-24 00:10 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

sad, the video was taken down. Didn't get a chance to see it.

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