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Date: 2009-02-21 18:59
Subject: My 10 Favorite D&D Monsters
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Following a meme I first noticed on Grognardia, I thought it might be fun to post my 10 favorite D&D monsters. In this regard I am heavily biased toward the "original" monsters from the first edition AD&D era of the game as spearheaded by Gary Gygax. It doesn't even occur to me to select a creature that is not in the original Monster Manual, Monster Manual 2, or Fiend Folio. Those monsters aren't part of the "core" of what I imagine D&D to be. They're like creatures from Dragon magazine, or something. Monsters from 3rd or 4th edition? Out of the question.

Here they are, in all their diabolical glory.

1. Gnoll: Since Tolkien just about every hodge-podge fantasy world has orcs, and their shifting depiction in D&D over the years has relegated them to a sort of ill-defined conceptual cliche for me for years. Like ghosts and goblins and golems, you've just got to have them in the game to cover the bare minimum of the expected creatures in a fantasy bestiary. But gnolls are something different. They come to the game by way of the fiction of Lord Dunsany, but I've never read the story that mentions them and I have no idea how faithful to his vision they are. To me the gnoll is different, a part of the tapestry of D&D that makes it something different than simply generic "let's throw all the cliches in a bag" fantasy. Add in that they worship demons (and have a particularly cool demon-god at that) and they've been graced with some really excellent miniatures over the years (particularly in WotC's Chainmail line), and they make the list as my favorite "standard" humanoid. I got to use them in my latest Pathfinder adventure, "Howl of the Carrion King," which ships next month.

2. Aboleth: I'm a sucker for the Lovecraft influence in D&D, and nowhere is that influence more obvious than in the form of the Aboleth. I much prefer the first edition Monster Manual 2 illustration style to the jagged fish look they acquired in third edition, but whatever their form you've got to love the extremely long-aged pre-human psychic fish with timelost knowledge man was not meant to known. Put them in the Underdark with the drow and the mind flayers and the troglodytes and you've got the perfect D&D campaign master villain.

3. Ghoul: D&D zombies are boring bastards completely unlike the brain-hungry zombies in most horror movies. For that we get the ghoul, who comes with intelligence and a long, scary tongue thrown in. Oh, and he can paralyze you by touch, which always ratchets up the tension in an encounter. I threw one of these guys into "The Whispering Cairn" in a submerged chamber of a dungeon. No one likes it when one of the heroes is paralyzed under water. Well, no one but the DM, that is.

4. Mind Flayer: Mauve betentacled terrors from the Underdark with a taste for human brains and a psionic blast that reduces party tanks to tears. A great "wow, we're getting into a new level of the game" moment when the mind flayer appears, and when the PCs finally beat him. Among the best "boss-level" creatures in D&D, and largely original to the game.

5. Death Knight: Undead paladin with ties to the demon lord Demogorgon who can unleash a 20d6 fireball and take the party's fighter in hand-to-hand combat? I'll take one, please. Keith Parkinson's paintings of Lord Soth from Dragonlance were just icing on the cake for this guy. The Fiend Folio gets a lot of grief (some most deservedly), but there are a LOT of really cool creatures in there, and this guy is one of the coolest.

6. Bullywug: Ribbit. Erik likes frog-people in his D&D. There's an inherently pathetic quality to bullywugs that greatly increases their value to me. Good low-level opponents, good ability to make interesting, memorable NPCs with a funny voice and a bit of hammy acting. Win, win, win.

7. Stone Giants: The least explored of the original giants. Sure, Viking-like frost giants are cool, and fire giants kick some serious ass, but they're sort of biolerplate guys. You almost need to have them. Like skeletons or dragons, it's easy to take them for granted. But stone giants, cave-dwelling bald contemplatives, present an interesting enigma that deepens the D&D world. First off, they're not evil, but are instead neutral--the only so-aligned giant in the original AD&D canon. Furthermore, they were relegated to "visiting diplomat" in the classic "Against the Giants" series of Gary Gygax modules that gave so much depth to the hill, frost, and fire giants. That lack of official detail created a great window for the DM to wonder and make up his own stories, which is half the fun of Dungeons & Dragons in the first place.

8. Marilith (Type V Demon): Snaky lady with six melee weapons, a host of interesting tactical options thanks to her raft of spell-like abilities, and a great set of naked boobs. I'm only human, so naturally the marilith makes it onto my list of favorite monsters.

9. Rust Monster: In a game that progressively turns the characters into superheroes, the PCs can usually find their way to avoid just about any fate the DM can throw at them. Kill a PC? Sooner or later raise dead or resurrection are going to be within their grasp, and death isn't so scary anymore. The only true way to strike fear into the hearts of players is to threaten their stuff. Usually doing so is the definitive "dick move" that's sure to piss everyone off, but when you throw a rust monster on the table everyone knows what is about to go down, and hardened name-level fighters start hiding behind their horses and shoving their favorite swords into extradimensional spaces. You can't use these guys too often, but you've got to use them every once in a while to remind people who's boss.

10. Quasit: The presence of impish little demons who sit on the shoulders of wizards inherently improves D&D. Use them as messengers, snitches, and "epic" opponents for low-level parties and you're guaranteed fun. The potential for sick comic relief abounds with quasits, which is enough to make them one of my favorite demons. And I loves me some demons, as Armies of the Abyss and Hordes of the Abyss (and for that matter even "The Guns of Azzagrat") attest.

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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2009-02-22 14:12 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Let me talk about my experiences as a player with these guys--

Gnolls: in a "explore the New World" campaign our party convinced a tribe of gnolls that the aasimar prince in the group was a messiah/god. Not because we tricked them-- we really thought it, too. I was playing a Savage Species Astral Deva, sent to guide him. The gnolls worshiped a fiendish giant praying mantis, & when it attacked us, some of them fought it wih us, some fought against us. One of the gnolls crited & got the last hit-- he was a hero & we revisted him throughout the campaign.

Aboleth: I hadn't given them a second look, until I was playing in an improvised game with a friend-- we picked three random pages from the MM & he designed an adventure on the fly. It turned out to be really fun, & we ran into an aboleth-- which is when I found out that an aboleth will try to give you the Innsmouth look, &/OR will psychically dominate you to WANT the Innsmouth look! The latter happened to me, & I developed a hilarious tick, & convinced the town that we needed their help-- pitchfork posse. In otherwords, brought the aboleth PLENTY of new skum...

Mindflayers-- I like them so much I'm using them in my fabulist world of darkness campaign (more or less). I just bought a bunch of single minis (from Paizo no less!) of the Star Wars quarren, just to spice it up.

Rust Monster-- In an epic planescape campaign, we were exploring a cube of acheon swarming with these guys-- they ran away from us, mostly. Same with the annihilators (the albino, disintigrate-spell casting ones). Turns out the big "boss fight" was a Rust Dragon. He toasted my companion's ridiculously high-level stuff, but me? I was playing a psion! I'd gone out of my way the whole campaign to talk about how my psychic spear had the head of a single, sharpened emerald, & yadda yadda-- I was fine!
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mordicai caeli
User: mordicai
Date: 2009-02-22 14:13 (UTC)
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That was me, stupid lj!
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